i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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