I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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