First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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