did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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