I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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