Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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