Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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