Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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