i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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