oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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