My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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