Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
