Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
where does the pee come out of this thing
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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