That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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