People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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