I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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