her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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