Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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