Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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