mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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