I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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