I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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