I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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