Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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