Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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