all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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