Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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