Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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