Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize