You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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