no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Pappa wants mamma naked
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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