dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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