BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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