yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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