found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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