You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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