I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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