just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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