Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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