just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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