Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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