I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
i out mim tonsoeep
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