I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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