I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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