So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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