If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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