Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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