I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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