I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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