do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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