They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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