fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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