i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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